Selamat Hari Raya from Funny Adventure

Funny Adventure would like to wish all Muslim friends "Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri". Have an enjoyable celebration with your family members and a good holiday.

To the non Muslim, have a good long break!

We wish all a safe journey and a pleasant trip home.

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